A friend will give you a sofa to crash on.
A best friend will save you from the destruction of your home planet.
And some friends chase sofas together in order to travel through eddies in the space-time continuum.
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
- me rewatching the fellowship of the ring (via princess-kili)
Maybe this time Gandalf won’t fall…
I’m reading Men at Arms. Detritus and Cuddy are my new favorite OTP.
Would you like a hug?
Chocolate and a shock blankie?
MAKE LOKI FIX IT
Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.
Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.
Accurate post is accurate.